triton is the largest known moon of the planet Neptune as it would only make sense that Neptune the Roman god of water would have his symbol of power.  HOWEVER.........the average American finds their so called busy schedule is not  worth learning about a moon of a planet they will rarely hear about in their lifetime. Triton is mostly known for its ironic yet odd eruptions of ice. These so called cryo-volcanoes spew frozen nitrogen into the atmosphere which is mostly nitrogen and methane.  It is also said that there could be frozen seas of nitrogen but was later proved wrong as the terrain is similar to Mars's estimated over- density.  As of pictures from the probe Voyager II it appears to actually have the surface appearance of a cantaloupe. Triton was discovered by British astronomer

    William Lassell in the great old year of 1846 only about seventeen days after the planet Neptune was actually discovered.  Triton is considered an extremely odd moon for its rotation is actually the opposite of the planet that it is orbiting! Triton is a huge moon being several times larger than any other moon that is rotating around Neptune. The constant geological activity on the planet prevents any considerably large craters from forming onto it and prevents it from looking like the mess that is our moon. (Sorry Neil Armstrong this is my turn to have some fun .)

Random Facts

* Triton was only known as "the satellite of Neptune until the second moon of Neptune was discovered

-Triton with it's mother planet Neptune

* it is more massive and huge than the rest of all the solar system's moons combined

*It's southern cap consists of frozen nitrogen and methane which gives it a reddish tint (and NO Chuck Norris did NOT hold an reenactment of the Texas Chainsaw massacre there and the reddish tint is not supposedly the leftovers from all the people that died there because of his roundhouse kick)

*Aliens have never landed on it so the threat of alien invasion for you sci-fi maniacs is most probably incorrect.

"CAUSE BORG LOCKED THE KEYS IN THE CAR" (refer to comic on left-both of these statements)

"YOU ARE LUCKY WE HAVE NOT INVADED YET HA HA HA! *COUGH*"

People who will never visit Triton, the area that I am writing about right now.

Person A: A Chuck Norris imposter since he has cash so he can afford food and he's awesome. (and since most people 14 and under are somehow obsessed with him) so therefore I somehow fit him into my daily agenda.

Person B: This guy since he's just creepy.

Person C: Hippos have never been brought to space.

Person D: (picture not shown)  General Motors is going bankrupt due to the current recession and does not have money (unless they somehow turn they're debts into a surplus) to fund a space mission.

To sum my odd site up, Triton is the largest moon of Neptune, which accounts of over 95 percent of all the moon mass in the planet's area and has craters that spew ice. Pretty interesting isn't it? However if you've started here I advise you go to the top and start reading the whole thing. Yup! Even if you've finished it! READ IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. The pictures up there are only the bare minimum.  It is likely that technology will not advance far enough to actually send someone several hundred million miles to several billion miles from here.

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